Bobby Valentine has yet to be found by media looking for comment regarding his new position with the Boston Red Sox. By contrast, this mustachioed mystery man has been seen roaming the streets of Boston, hiding in dark alleys, and causing a general disturbance.
If he looks familiar, it’s because he curiously appeared in the New York Mets dugout in the 13th inning of a game versus the Blue Jays in 1999. Valentine, who claims to have no idea who the man is, was ejected from the game just one inning earlier.
Theories abound as to where the mystery man came from, as none of the native Bostonians seem to recognize him.
Please call if you have any information regarding this man or the whereabouts of Mr. Valentine.