Monthly Archives: June 2012

Michael Jordan ‘Pretty Sure’ Anthony Davis Will Still Be Available At Number Two

The Charlotte Bobcats just suffered through the worst season in NBA history, but management is confident that their fortunes will turn at tonight’s NBA draft.

Bobcats majority owner and head of basketball operations Michael Jordan announced Thursday that his sources are telling him that Anthony Davis, arguably the best prospect in the draft, will be available when the Bobcats make their selection at number two. Continue reading

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LeBron James’ Cyborg Legs Malfunction Late In Game Four

When Manfred Clynes and Nathan S. Kline first coined the term “cyborg” in a 1960 article, they never expected that the performance of the human-machine hybrids would reach the levels that we’re seeing today.

The best example, of course, is cybernetic organism 2306—known in most circles as LeBron James—who has been thrilling audiences of millions for several years with his near-perfection in the sport of basketball. That’s why it came as a shock when, during last night’s Game Four between the Miami Heat and Oklahoma City Thunder, 2306 had to be removed due to a circuitry error in the lower biomechanical appendages. Continue reading

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Dwyane Wade And Russell Westbrook Dedicate Game Four To Children In Need Of Nerd Glasses

Basketball is just a game. But sometimes…it’s more than that.

Steve Nash preached this sentiment in an NBA Cares commercial that began airing a few years ago, but NBA Finals superstar guards Dwyane Wade and Russell Westbrook are keeping the message alive tonight.

The duo has dedicated tonight’s pivotal Game Four to the millions of children across the world who have had to endure the pain of living their entire lives without owning a pair of nerd glasses. Continue reading

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Why Manu Ginobili Is So Fired Up This Series

I actually made this at easymemes.com. It is, as advertised, quite easy to make anything you want. You just have to be okay with a little copyright infringement and having “easymemes.com” on the bottom of your creation.

Obviously I’m fine with both. Continue reading

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