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Michael Jordan ‘Pretty Sure’ Anthony Davis Will Still Be Available At Number Two

The Charlotte Bobcats just suffered through the worst season in NBA history, but management is confident that their fortunes will turn at tonight’s NBA draft.

Bobcats majority owner and head of basketball operations Michael Jordan announced Thursday that his sources are telling him that Anthony Davis, arguably the best prospect in the draft, will be available when the Bobcats make their selection at number two. Continue reading

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The 2011-12 Charlotte Bobcats: Worse Than The 1972-73 Sixers?

Ladies and Gentlemen, we just witnessed history. The 2011-12 Charlotte Bobcats are now officially the worst team in NBA history.

Get ready Bobcat fans, the season you want to forget has now become the hottest topic at sports bars around the country and the answer to all those “worst team ever” trivia questions. Almost every season from now on, a slow start to the year will lead to the question: “are they as bad as the 2011-12 Bobcats?” Continue reading

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Five Emotional Moments You Will See In Every NBA Playoff Montage

The beginning of the playoffs is an exciting time for any NBA fan. One reason is because the last two months have been so boring that we welcome any semblance of basketball games that actually mean something. And don’t try to tell me that you were genuinely entertained by the Charlotte Bobcats’ race for all-time futility, the heated race for the eighth and final playoff spot between the Phoenix Suns, Utah Jazz, and Houston Rockets, or the Golden State Warriors’ desperate attempt to lose as many games as possible with the hopes of retaining their right to this year’s first round draft pick. Continue reading

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Vintage NBA Racism: Rick Barry Calls Michael Jordan’s 1988 Dunk ‘Chinese Superman’

And here we thought being racist against Asians started with Jeremy Lin in 2012…

This morning I awoke to a wonderful sight: a dunk contest marathon on NBATV. It wasn’t more than three seconds after I clicked that I heard this foolishness.

I present to you the 1988 NBA Dunk Contest, in which Michael Jordan and Dominique Wilkins went back and forth with an impressive array of gravity-defying dunks. More impressive, however, is announcer Rick Barry’s blatant disregard for cultural sensitivity. Continue reading

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Video: Top 5 Old School Michael Jordan Commercials

Tweet In a normal year we’d be amping ourselves up for the rapidly approaching NBA season openers. But of course this year the NBA has about as much chance of starting on schedule as a Lil’ Wayne concert. Since we’re … Continue reading

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