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LeBron James’ Cyborg Legs Malfunction Late In Game Four

When Manfred Clynes and Nathan S. Kline first coined the term “cyborg” in a 1960 article, they never expected that the performance of the human-machine hybrids would reach the levels that we’re seeing today.

The best example, of course, is cybernetic organism 2306—known in most circles as LeBron James—who has been thrilling audiences of millions for several years with his near-perfection in the sport of basketball. That’s why it came as a shock when, during last night’s Game Four between the Miami Heat and Oklahoma City Thunder, 2306 had to be removed due to a circuitry error in the lower biomechanical appendages. Continue reading

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Dwyane Wade And Russell Westbrook Dedicate Game Four To Children In Need Of Nerd Glasses

Basketball is just a game. But sometimes…it’s more than that.

Steve Nash preached this sentiment in an NBA Cares commercial that began airing a few years ago, but NBA Finals superstar guards Dwyane Wade and Russell Westbrook are keeping the message alive tonight.

The duo has dedicated tonight’s pivotal Game Four to the millions of children across the world who have had to endure the pain of living their entire lives without owning a pair of nerd glasses. Continue reading

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Why Manu Ginobili Is So Fired Up This Series

I actually made this at easymemes.com. It is, as advertised, quite easy to make anything you want. You just have to be okay with a little copyright infringement and having “easymemes.com” on the bottom of your creation.

Obviously I’m fine with both. Continue reading

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The NBA Needs An Offensive Player Of The Year Award

This year two of the NBA’s elite stars, Kobe Bryant and Kevin Durant, are engaging in the closest race for the scoring title in the history of the league. In any other year one of them would also most likely be crowned the league’s MVP, but this year both players will come away empty-handed.

The MVP has always been an ambiguous and hotly debated award, largely due to the fact that there is no language that dictates what the world “valuable” precisely means. Some think that it’s the player whose absence would most greatly affect his team. Others think it’s the player who puts on the greatest individual performance on both ends of the floor. But for all intents and purposes the MVP, at least in my lifetime, has tended to go to the best individual player in the league. And by that, of course, I mean the best offensive player. Continue reading

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Spin Cycle Podcast – Colin Talks With Evan About Metta World Peace, Lakers, And NBA Playoffs

The Lakers’ ridiculous double-overtime comeback win over the Thunder was only outdone by the former Ron Artest, Metta World Peace, doing his best Brock Lesnar impression. I had to call my brother Evan to discuss the shenanigans and the Western Conference playoff picture. Continue reading

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