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The 10 Biggest Babies in the NBA

What’s the deal with very tall NBA Basketball players acting very childish? Over the years, the NBA has seen its fair share of players that could use a visit to the Zoltan machine. Anyone remember Officer Olden Polynice? How about that unstoppable phenomenon, Shaq-Fu?

For some reason, this year, NBA big men have have taken childishness to a whole new stratosphere. Here are a few crucial offenders: Continue reading

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Dwight Shmight: Why The Magic Won’t Win With Howard

The Orlando Magic will not win an NBA Championship in the foreseeable future.

This fact became glaringly clear to me after watching Dwyane Wade single-handedly put the boots to the Magic in the closing moments of Sunday night’s loss to the Heat. Now that the “Dwight fight” is finally over and we know that the Magic will finish the season with virtually the same team that got bounced out of the first round by the perpetually middling Hawks, I find myself suffering from a distinct case of deja vu. Continue reading

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Sources: Before Dwight Howard Decided To Stay, Magic Explored Trade For John Carter

The biggest news of the NBA trading deadline isn’t a trade at all; it’s something called an ETO. If you’re like me then you thought an ETO was an awesome car from the 60s, but it turns out it’s actually an “early termination option.” Dwight Howard signed one today, officially surrendering his right to opt out of his contract and become a free agent after this season. Basically it means Howard will be on the Orlando Magic again next season and, unless he signs an extension, we’ll go through this whole glorious mess again a year from now.

As you know, there was furious trade talk in the weeks leading up to Howard’s decision, with the Magic exploring deals with the New Jersey Nets, Los Angeles Lakers, and even the Boston Celtics. TheSportSpin, however, has received exclusive information from sources familiar with the situation that one deal was just moments away from going through. Continue reading

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Photo: Big Baby Davis Welcomes You Back To NBA Action

Tweet Regular season NBA action returns tonight after the All-Star break. In honor of the occasion I thought I’d post this alluring classic pic of Big Baby Davis. I think it came down to him and Michelle Williams for the … Continue reading

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A Sampling of Idiotic Dwight Howard Trade Ideas From Lakers Fans

I love listening to sports talk radio and hearing clueless fans chime in with their cockamamie trade ideas. The L.A. radio stations have been blowing up since the idea of Dwight Howard came to the table.

I used to have to listen to all of these and jot them down but, thanks to Mark Zuckerberg (or the Winklevi…who knows?), we now have Facebook to document Lakers fans in all their idiocy. Continue reading

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